WAIT HOLD ON THE STORY GETS EVEN BETTER.
So my supervisor calls me and says she needs to talk to me. So we go into the conference room and I’m thinking “oh shit I’m going to get fired for pretty much making a fool of the partner of the firm.”
So I sit down, and she’s like “Jay wanted me to tell you that he loves what you’ve been doing for the firm, and he wants to offer you a full time position.”
Yup. So I officially have one job offer. But let’s get serious here, the other place I’ve been interviewing at looks so much better.
When I mail things out at my internship, I go into the client’s tax return information to get their address. According to my supervisor’s boss, I need to be more careful because apparently the address I used was incorrect for a client.
BUT, here’s the best part, the reason the address was incorrect was because HE PUT THE WRONG ADDRESS INTO THE SYSTEM AKA HE PUT THE WRONG ADDRESS IN SOME PERSON’S TAX RETURNS!
OMG. I CAN’T EVEN.
People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???
that was the point???
like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???
It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?
You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote
why can’t I be friends with a band and be their merch girl
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids